Zac: Mom, you know Jacob, Tyler's new little brother? Well, he was an accident.
Me: I'm not sure I'd call a baby an accident; more like unplanned.
Zac: Well, unplanned, or whatever, it could happen to you.
Me: Not so much really. Maybe only in the most bizarre of circumstances.
Zac: Why? Will you and Dad have to get a baby from Africa?
Me: No. When I had Jake, I had a procedure to prevent me from having anymore babies.
Zac: Oh, so have you gone through that phase (fanning himself while he talks) where you get all hot and sweaty?